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samaelcarver:

wowsteven29:

howigothealthy:

sodamnrelatable:

Two scientists walk into a bar

The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”

The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”

Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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THAT GIF

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I like the second one better.

(Source: screenburned, via datdullahan)

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sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via breakinq)

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yourdoppelganger:

solarfriend:

yourdoppelganger:

what’s cooler than cool?

absolute zero

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kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

(via whatdreamsf0rgetwhiskeyremembers)

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